Alberto is not a hurricane.
Karl Rove will not be indicted.
Israel did not bomb a family on a Gaza beach.
Ben Roethlisberger was not wearing a helmet, will not be playing this season. The Steelers will not be going to the Super Bowl this year.
Apparently, Team USA did not show up for the World Cup.
Haditha may not be exactly what has been, uh, reported.
Windows is still not safe to use.
Osama is not to be found.
Zarq was not beaten to death.
America does not have a leader.
The Duke lacrosse team was not given the presumption of innocence.
Ann Coulter, Kos, John Murtha, Anderson Cooper, Sean Hannity and Tom Friedman are not to be taken seriously.
We are not in Kansas anymore.