(AP) Representatives of the so-called "Quartet," the US, UN, EU and Russia take Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on a fun-packed tour of Quantanamo Bay, Cuba, where he was bestowed with a special star for becoming the latest crackpot dictator to acquire technology that will either lead to the Final Conflict or cook lamb to temperature within seconds.
Russian Bear Pooh asked The Jackass why he looked so down lately, while Tigger elBaradai bounced around looking for a place to stuff the European Rabbit into. Ahmadinejad, looking quite a bit older and paler than in his many photographs, quietly accepted the honor after some confusion and promised to be back soon with reinforcements.
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