It's my firm conviction that if we could just get the Islamofascists to shake it loose a bit, that the world would be a much safer place. For instance, it seems to me from the various pictures flashed on TV that Ayman al-Zawahiri just needs to take a laxative and get laid. Not necessarily at the same time, or in this exact order, unless, you know, he's into that kind of thing.
The photo to the left is of Wafah Dufour, nee bin Laden. who is doing her part for international peace and understanding by taking off her clothes and putting on a feather boa for GQ. Turns out that Wafah is Osama's niece (her father is one of 54 children of Mohammed bin Laden. 54. That's 54 children. Mohammed got some in his time, let me tell you).
I think that if there was more sex going on, that there would be less wars going on. And more pictures of beautiful women might just keep those intent on seeking 72 virgins sticking around to get some of that flesh-and-blood real-life womanhood.
This is the kind of outreach I can get behind. Now, if we can have some sort of cultural exchange, like maybe a spread in Vanity Fair on the Bush twins. Or maybe John Kerry's daughter can break out that famous little black number.
At least it shows us that there are some universal truths that cross cultural and religious divides. Turns out that even zealots can have some hot chicks in the family. And some of them aren't afraid to show some leg.