Feeling A Little Flushed.

My intrepid crew of investigative reporters has uncovered the truth about the flushability of the Koran. The debate has been raging, often focusing on the classic "It could happen" offense. DailyKos is filled with speculation of how a Koran could get that flushed feeling, while others insist that there in fact was not flushing but dunking in pails. Yep, that's Dunking in Pails. Picture it.

Well, we have cracked the case. It appears now that Korans are in fact flushable with some significant modifications:

Smallest Koran
The smallest published Koran book measures 1.7 cm x 1.28 cm x 0.72 cm (0.66 in x 0.50 in x 0.28 in). It is published in an unabridged, bound version, in fine print Arabic and is 571 pages long.

That's small. Some of those interrogators, I bet, have some pretty big hands. Conceivably, a big guy could grab a dozen, maybe two, microKorans in one hand and flush them right down. It could happen.

 

Comments

[-keith in mtn. view]

I still don't see howw it constitutes abuse, one way or the other enough to legitimize riots and killing. Also as one guy says, Big Deal with the so-called *abuse* : Why? Because a nation that watches Fear Factor isn't going to be very sympathetic to some of the claims coming out of the military prisons. Let's go eat some worms and bugs, and drop from helicopters...

[Syed Zakir Hussain]

Dear
As I am muslim and saw quraan laid in a flush, hence I thaught to write, I Strongly condum to see even bible in that place because bible is also sent through god upon Moses(pboh) and jesus(pboh) in the Same way as Almighty Sent Quraan upon Mohammed(pboh)
The act shows your interest related to Islam which is a true religion, even the Israil Pop and Christian pop who are at the top level in their society are converting to islam beyond that many west women prefer Islam the best and true religion and also coming under Islam . My aim is to inform you that This is not a good act even if u r cristian then u will be asked for the act , on the day of judgment.

RESPECT YOURSELF AND YOUR RELIGION THAN ABUSING OTHERS.

[ahed]

Einstein's theory of special relativity states that the speed of light in vacuum (outside matter and gravitational fields) is always the same (at 299792.458 km/s). It is the time and space that vary according to the speed of objects; that is, faster objects experience slower time (Time Dilation). Also, general relativity states that time passes slower near bigger mass (in stronger gravitational fields). The whole theory of relativity revolves around this concept.

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out the velocity of the moon relative to the speed of light?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out Time Dilation and the core of Relativity?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out the age of Earth relative to the age of the universe?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out that time passes slower near bigger mass?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out Pulsars and Black Holes?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out Length Contraction and Wormholes?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have figured out Length Contraction and Wormholes?

Moslems ask how could an illiterate man who lived 1400 years ago have known about Dark Matter and Gravitational Lensing? How could he have figured out Length Contraction and Wormholes? How could he have known about Pulsars and Black Holes? How could he have known that time passes slower near bigger mass? How could he have figured out that faster objects experience slower time? How could he have figured out the speed of light?

"I believe in what Allah revealed of the Book (The Quran) and I was ordered to be just among you (both Christians and Jews); Allah is our Lord and your Lord, we have our actions and you have your actions, no argument between us and you, Allah brings us together and to Him we are (all) destined."

for more informatiom visit this link:
http://www.speed-light.info/islam/relativity_quran.htm
See also: Origin of man in Quran: God made Evolution, not instant Creation

Downloadable English version of Quran: http://islam.us/downloads.php

[IT'S NOT UR BUSINESS]

U KNOW WHAT U WISH IF THAT COULD HAPPEN BUT
FUCK YOU ALL.ONE DAY U WILL LEARN AND KNOW WHAT U TALKING ABOUT IF IT'S NOT TODAY!
IT'S VERY SOON,NOT AS FAR AS U THINK, U WILL NOT SURVIVE WHEN YOUR DAY COMES.

[wildfuckinman]

To ahed Could you please post an example of what your talking about next to, or under your claims "Muslims ask......1400 years.... worm holes, time dialation, black holes"... not a link to download the whole thing, just a small example of exactly what point your trying to make.

[mohammed jaabari (mohammed jordan)]

am astonished why they wanna flush the holy kuran,there is no one reasone make them do that,the only reason i think is there ignorance and stupedity,and what is there relegion?,are they cristians?,i dont think so coz crist call for kindness and respecting and forgivness,i think they are without religion, they are faithless,even the matter of profit mohammed pictures,ithink its stupedity to make pictures like this,they will not harm profit mohammed with it,he is in another place with the other profits with crist and moses and the other profit,its not freedom of openion its freedom of stupedity

[amused onlooker]

Its called english...ever heard of it?

[amused onlooker]

Its called english...ever heard of it?

[Stacy 100 percent American]

Most of you sound so ignorant it makes me ill. Get this straight, the Bible calls to love our enemies, the koran on the other hand calls to kill the enemy. You tell me which is better? Sure is NOT the koran.
And do NOT threaten us with ohhh our end is coming sooner than we think and we will not survive. BRING IT ON!!! MANY are locked and loaded ready for the fight!! More so than you seem to even realize!!!!
Gotta love our 2nd Ammendment.
SCREW ISLAM AND THE KORAN!!!! Your pervert mohammad was a loser at best!

[Rebeller]

Do all you Anti Islam people think we care about what you say, Each word that you type, is the evidence of how ignorant you are. You wanna go Flush the Quran, go ahead, do flush as many as you wish. First its the stupidest thing i have ever heard, flushing a book, why would you wanna do that? second what kind of pleasure do you seek in it?

Now, You talk about freedom and pointed the Second Amendment, Well, do you even know how much Freedom you have, get your facts straight before you post again. I know i am posting this after like 9 months, but This Article caught my Eye and i had to post this.

If you are Christian,( the person who said that Prophet Muhammad is a perv), Think again my friend, look what you believe Christ is a Son of GOD, Now how in the world did God have Sex with Mary.... now you are probably gonna say that its just a saying and w/e arguments. but think before what you say.

Now if You area Jew, Well Dont even start something again, haven't your learned your lesson from Holocaust. I believe and this is my personal opinion, that God punished you for killing Jesus Christ, all of you Rabbis.

Now excuse me, Because my Knowledge is Limited, But since you mentions Bill of Rights article one and Amendment 2, I think its freedom of speech, and press, and i have all Rights to say whatever i Want against or with any religion of the World.

[samuel]

prejudiced persons always comment before thorough investigation.everybody can peruse it and it's explanations (the reasons for each verses) himself.thank God for revealing such an extraordinary book.