Screw the Academy.

Well, wouldn't you know it. Right Wing News puts out their 2004 "Warblogger Awards." I'm having a hard time following the nature of this particular contest, but I have to say that I am scandalized that I wasn't even considered! All these namby-pamby bloggers out there, "Ohhhh, look at me, I'm a blogger. I can blog and blog. Watch me, love me how I blog. Can you blog? I can blog, blog, all the live-long day. I'm special and you're not. And now I have an award to prove it."

Disgusting. I mean, really, it's not as if I just started like a month ago...